Things I've learned today

I'll make this short and sweet:

1)Doing crunches after one has neglected them for a long period of time leads to a sore feeling in the abdominal area. Go figure.

2)Missing my morning dose of caffeine which I have unexpectedly become addicted to right under my own nose makes me come dangerously close to falling asleep in class.

3) Eating meat is really, really gross. Now, just take a minute and hear me out here. The meat industry in this country is SERIOUSLY under-regulated. They get away with any goddamn thing they want. I don't want to get preachy here but please just trust me...my medical geography class has reinforced my opinions and opened my eyes to the utterly foul practices in meat production. Hey, let's play some quick trivia!! How many rat hairs and insect pieces are allowed per shipment of processed meat products? Answer: if the question is HOW MANY are allowed and not ARE ANY allowed, the answer is TOO FUCKING MANY. Next question: What law did George Dubya wish to repeal in order to save money for the influential meat industry lobbyists? Answer: The law which required Salmonella testing for SCHOOL LUNCH MEAT. Aw, screw those kids, the meat industry wants to save a couple million bucks this year!!

Anyway. Off my soapbox now.

4) I shouldn't have come to my China History class today. It's the day after the test, and we're having stupid presentations, and guess what I'm doing. Yep...writing this.

OK, maybe that wasn't as short as I'd hoped, but it's used up a good chunk of my time which otherwise would have been spent dozing off or reading somethingawful.com, so that's good. OK. Bye.